What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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