What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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like my drawing of a white person?

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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