What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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My butt!!!!

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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