Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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penis hehehehe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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