What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Women's Rights

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Anti Joke

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