- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

boobs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

knock knock go away ok

Why was johny late to school? He died

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