Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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nice shorts.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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