- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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