- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

The penn state football administration

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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