Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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This is my joke. funny

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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the guy below me is gay

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Hummer.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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8===========D O:

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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