A jew went to Germany.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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