What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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women's rights.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Rebecca Black

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Barack Obama

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