Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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