How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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like for a handjob.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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That's Racist

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Vagina-Boob

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Du bist mein Kampf

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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