what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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