Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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