- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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