- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Giving birth to the antichrist

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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