why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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no u

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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