Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Knock knock Come in!

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

9/11

Potato

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Take my wife- to the store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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