Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Women's Rights

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666

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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