Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

oh hiya come in

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

I have no ideas.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

stop it ryan vallee

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

World Peace

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Anne Frank.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Penis!

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