Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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I'm taken

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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