Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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