I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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BWAT

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GONNA

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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