Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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No

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Wats a joke?

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Sex. That is all.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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