What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

I can't think of a joke!

Blarg

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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