- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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