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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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