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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

I can't think of a joke!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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