- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

No

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Wats a joke?

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??