A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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