What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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George W. Bush

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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want to go home? yea

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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