Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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penis

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Gabe Mercado

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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