where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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want to go home? yea

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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