- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Knock knock Come in!

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Google Doodles

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Take my wife- to the store.

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