Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

T-Dog scare me

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Sex. That is all.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

I'm gay.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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