What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Anti Joke

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