A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Working hard or hardly working????

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

T-Dog scare me

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Sex. That is all.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

I'm gay.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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