- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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