Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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knock knock go away ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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