a black guy leaves prison

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

whats pale and white your ass.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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