What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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69, hahaha

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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hi. thats what she said.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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