- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Compton

Hitler was Jewish.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

The penn state football administration

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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