- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

123 Main street

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

The WNBA.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Once upon a time.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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