A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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