- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Baseball

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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