- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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