They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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