- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

gay rights

like my drawing of a white person?

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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