- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

A man walks into a bar.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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