How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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this is a joke

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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PUDDING

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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