girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Once upon a time.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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