- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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