- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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