- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What's up? The sky.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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