Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Does this napkin chloroform?

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Ass

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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