- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Bin Laden is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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