hi. thats what she said.

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69, hahaha

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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