Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A Banana wrote this...

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Is this a chair?

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What is next?

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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